It's the Funnyz Blog: May 2007

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

TOMG! Some more links and stuff!

Today I've done my research, and here are some new links and news articles and all...

www.hipcal.com
This is a strange little website. Basically, it's a hip calendar. And the logo is a cute little hippo:)

www.theshirtlist.com
These shirts are just hilarious! I want the one of the Chinese guy and it says ROFLEMAO under him!

http://4kids.tv/yugiohgx/groove/
No one likes Yugioh. And anyone who's young enough to like Yugioh probably can't go online. So I don't like this website. *backs away*

http://wwwl.meebo.com/index-en.html
Let's say your on your school's computer. Or your library's computer. Or your friend's computer. They don't gave AIM installed (gasp!). What's a guy to do? Just go to this website, and log on using the power of...the internet.

http://wufoo.com/
Coke or Pepsi? Mac or PC? It's here at wufoo. Consider it a myspace for questionnaires (OK, don't consider it like that, but still).

http://www.onesentence.org/
This site is insanely Web 2.0. Read stories that people have submitted, and they're all in one sentence!

http://arcaplay.com/
Because I hate miniclip and addictinggames.

www.revver.com
Get payed when people watch my movies? An easy to use, almost-as-good-as-Youtube interface? Gee, where do I sign up?

http://www.wetpaint.com/
It's wikipedia for myspace users. You can actually make your pages look awesome AND informative!

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page
Man, this thing is funny. It's wikipedia gone bad...everything is wrong!

All of these great links should keep you busy for a while, but if they don't...here's some more (in short link form):

http://www.listdump.com/ - Lists for everything. Can entertain you for hours.
http://twitter.com/ - What are you doing?
http://say-so.org/ - Answerbag for even more awesome people.

There we go. Enjoy!

-Zach

(oops! I forgot some! next time.)

Saturday, May 26, 2007

Everyone loves...

I got a chocolate by LG!!!! It's so cool!

It's May 26th Already

I'm here with a new saga of news articles and cool web pages to check out! So here we go...

www.cavemanscrib.com
You know those cavemen from the Geico commercials? Well yeah, they have their own house now, and it's viewable online. Check it out. I read about it in the newspaper, so you know.

http://www.bored.com/dialpeople/index.php
This is a really cool website. Type in all the information, and it will call whoever you want! To make sure you're doing it right, try calling yourself first.

http://www.pictogame.com/
Just upload a picture of yourself. Basically, you can make a flash game in 3 seconds. And the example one is really fun. Post it to your blog, your myspace, or whatever.

Friday, May 25, 2007

What's New for Today

Here's some cool stuff to check out:

http://www.1-click.jp/
This is the absolute coolest cursor ever. I don't know if it's downloadable, because the website's in Chinese or Japanese or whatever.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c28_1180051991&p=1
This idea is really funny, but sadly, we don't see it actually attack President Bush. Stupid ABC.

http://www.yomiuri.co.jp/dy/features/arts/20070526TDY19004.htm
Sorry, pirates. No movies coming any time soon.

http://www.actressarchives.com/news.php?id=5808
American Idol--busted!

http://www.411mania.com/music/news/54949/Green-Day-To-Cover-The-Simpsons....htm
Finally, The Simpsons theme song will get an update. It's been announced that Green Day will do a remake of it, and they will also appear in The Simpsons' movie. Yay for them, and don't forget to download 'Working Class Hero,' their newest song.

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Recap of 'American Idol'' Season 6

Come on, Ryan! Announce the freaking results! No, I don't want to hear Kelly Clarkson, Ruben Studdard, Chris Slye, and Jordan Sparks sing. I don't want to hear Pink, Gwen Stefani and Akon (although that was alright) sing songs. I don't want to see slow melodic songs sung by people I've never heard of who have a read from a teleprompter to know the lyrics of their own song! I don't want to hear bad renditions of Beatles songs sung by Idolletes who are in the only season where nobody is worthy of their own album. It's all BOOOOOORRRRINNGGG!!!!

Just schedule Sanjaya and the Aerosmith guy playing 'You Really Got Me' and Maroon Five's 'Makes Me Wonder,' and you've got a show. Not to say that I don't like American Idol. It just can be a bit, well, tedious sometimes.

I mean, come-ON, Simon Fuller. Why did you make Seacrest announce the American Idol finale results two minutes after the show was supposed to end? Is this what American Idol has come to? Cheesy awards that make fun of people with problems (take that Chicken Lady, for example)? Delaying the results until...you guessed it. AFTER the break. Not before, but after.

And has anyone noticed that Paula Abdul got absolutely 2 seconds of screentime throughout the whole finale? I know she broke her nose or whatever, but seriously. She's a poor judge (I'll get to that) but she's a judge. Anyway, what's wrong with her? When asked who she thought would win American Idol, she said something like "they're both winners." Oh, please! She's a judge! Not a life coach, for crying out LOUD!

In other news: Sanjaya Malakar turned out to be an art project! See my video below for more details. It's a little too strange to describe. Plus: Simon is going to quit being an American Idol judge in 3 years. He apparently thinks 10 years of judging is enough. And hopefully Paula and Randy will quit too. Since their ratings are dropping, I wouldn't be surprised if Fox might cancel the show. They still have other reality shows like it, such as 'Hell's Kitchen,' 'The Band Show,' and 'So You Think You Can Dance?.'

Ending with my opinion, Blake should have won. He had good stage presence, and his 'You Give Love a Bad Name' was close to perfect (even Simon liked it!). Oh yeah, and he preformed with Doug E. Fresh! - Funnyz

The Real 'Snakes on a Plane'

This guy is so stupid! He actually brought snakes into an airport. Sort of reminds you of a movie that came awhile back...oh yes, Snakes on a Plane.

"Sanjaya" is Bill Vendall

Who would have thunk that Sanjaya Malakar, the crazy-person, crazy-haired teenager who almost won American Idol based on a fake fanbase (link) is back in this odd video. Apparently, he was an art project. Now, this could mean one of two things: 1. This video is 100% true. Sanjaya is not real, and will be appearing on Hell's Kitchen this summer. Or 2. See that emo kid in the background? He's feeding Sanjaya crack.

People, there's nothing in between. Oh, now excuse him--it's feeding time.